Janice M Cali
How do you like your eggs in a morning?
How do you like your eggs in a morning?pesonally i did prefer a taxi, forget the eggs, i had oats last night, tar very muchas. Dating i never really did, although i did have only 3 long relationships, in my teens to the mid twentys. I was always in the habit of going out looking for a fumble in the jungle with anyone and everything.
I was probably classed as a slut, especially when i was blonde, only i wasnt dumb at all i just liked the buzz of the lust. I think it must of stemed from my mother wanting to keep me away from boys when i was younger.Even if i played tennis on the street she used to bang on the front window with venom in her eyes LINZI GET IN NOW. Oh sorry about that guys ill have to thrash you next week at tennis. Mind you she had every right to get me in , as i was summons to take off my clothes in the quary in front of an audience one time and i was loving it. Anyway moving on.......
I ended up in some scrapes all right , like the time when i returned home one morning with no shoes on, and they were brand new, and my cami top ripped from arsehole to breakfast time. I was late for work and the gistapo(mother) was waiting at the window shaking her head at me in discust. She asked me about the shoes, i didnt like to tell her the real truth, that frankie geffreys, had thrown them out onto a garage roof from the bedroom window, and that when i woke up late , i asked the guy"what happened to my shoes frankie where the f... are they come on help me out where are they' He sat up in bed like the excorcist and pointed out the window, it was almost impossible to get them so i just jumped into a taxi without them.
I did have sex once under a police headquarters window, he was a black guy and the fact he was chanting oh yes mama oh yes mama put me right off him, so i made my excuses about the bus i had to catch. The thing was about that episode was the fact my brother had married a copper, and she worked their on nights, could you imagine, looking out the window and seeing me getting rodgered off a black guy, im not a racist at all but most coppers are or were back then, things have changed now thank god.
I didnt really master the dating game very well, i thought it too scary and personal. I hate the silences if there was ever going to be any and also, the bullshite talk...."so what do you work as? what do you do in your spare time then? how many brothers and sisters have you got? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz oh im very sorry i knoded off iv had a heavy week .
I used to prefer the pillow talk. Lets break the ice and jump in the sack lets see what your made of then big boy,if they fell asleep it was a no go area, in fact all my life i waited , well not all, but i eventually did find my prince, someone who understood my needs, and chatted after sex, and made toast after sex and a cuppa ,and smoked a fag after sex and kissed me after sex and told me how much he loved me after sex and woke up with me in the morning and the funny thing was i wasnt shouting TAXI, i was shouting sunny side up.
I was probably classed as a slut, especially when i was blonde, only i wasnt dumb at all i just liked the buzz of the lust. I think it must of stemed from my mother wanting to keep me away from boys when i was younger.Even if i played tennis on the street she used to bang on the front window with venom in her eyes LINZI GET IN NOW. Oh sorry about that guys ill have to thrash you next week at tennis. Mind you she had every right to get me in , as i was summons to take off my clothes in the quary in front of an audience one time and i was loving it. Anyway moving on.......
I ended up in some scrapes all right , like the time when i returned home one morning with no shoes on, and they were brand new, and my cami top ripped from arsehole to breakfast time. I was late for work and the gistapo(mother) was waiting at the window shaking her head at me in discust. She asked me about the shoes, i didnt like to tell her the real truth, that frankie geffreys, had thrown them out onto a garage roof from the bedroom window, and that when i woke up late , i asked the guy"what happened to my shoes frankie where the f... are they come on help me out where are they' He sat up in bed like the excorcist and pointed out the window, it was almost impossible to get them so i just jumped into a taxi without them.
I did have sex once under a police headquarters window, he was a black guy and the fact he was chanting oh yes mama oh yes mama put me right off him, so i made my excuses about the bus i had to catch. The thing was about that episode was the fact my brother had married a copper, and she worked their on nights, could you imagine, looking out the window and seeing me getting rodgered off a black guy, im not a racist at all but most coppers are or were back then, things have changed now thank god.
I didnt really master the dating game very well, i thought it too scary and personal. I hate the silences if there was ever going to be any and also, the bullshite talk...."so what do you work as? what do you do in your spare time then? how many brothers and sisters have you got? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz oh im very sorry i knoded off iv had a heavy week .
I used to prefer the pillow talk. Lets break the ice and jump in the sack lets see what your made of then big boy,if they fell asleep it was a no go area, in fact all my life i waited , well not all, but i eventually did find my prince, someone who understood my needs, and chatted after sex, and made toast after sex and a cuppa ,and smoked a fag after sex and kissed me after sex and told me how much he loved me after sex and woke up with me in the morning and the funny thing was i wasnt shouting TAXI, i was shouting sunny side up.
