linzi
THE BIG DOG IS WATCHING.
Living in a differant country of my own, i have lived in Ireland for ten years now, at first the thought on the irish people were very friendly,dont get me wrong i have some good clients and pals, but im talking about the retail buisness.
Im not known for being subtle, or having a meek and mild nature.But i do know how to treat people well ,and my communication skills are fucking good.Im just going to decribe the kinda things im talking about.
Out shopping for clothes, loaded down with unwanted stuff, im out of the changing rooms and theres a numpty of a kid stood there .Her job is to take the clothes and to help you put them on the hangers,and to take them off you.Oh no not in this fuckin country.She saw me struggling right next to me she stood, loaded with clothes and she stood and she stood , untill i was going to rip the kids head off.I placed them back on the hangers and passed them to her and said THANK YOU TO HER IN AN AGGRESIVE MANNER.she still didnt get the drift,silly cow.
Again in the shopping centre eating a sandwich and a young girl gets sick right next to me .I jumped up as she was turning green and asked her if she was ok.Everyone just looking blanc at me and this kid.I went to get help from the pakistani staff, and a irish girl in charge said she was going on her break.Now im in an eatery here and there is ten tone of vomit on the floor.Fifteen mins had passed and still no fucker came.Im off the food by this time and the kid has legged it.Eventually a dope of an assitstant manager comes along and threw some sawdust down.I turned around and a paki caught my eye ,he was cleaning some cups to put out, he was prufusely sweating dolly apples on the forehead and the dirty bastards, wiping his head with the tea trowel in which he was wiping the cups.eeeewwwwwwwww never again will i eat there.
Another time im in Dublin city and i was stood at a rather large long bar waiting,for a drink and to be served.When head bar maid probably in charge of the 14 or so staff came waltzing up right in front of me, looking at the till.Her back was to me and it was subtle enough and fast, but not fast enough for the big dog ( me ) to notice this.She looked around and opened the till and nicked 50 quid slid it in her pocket and turned around to me.I gave her the look of i know what your up to misses ,but she was in ablivian to my look as her adrenalin must of been pumping. At the airport some weeks ago i witnessed the same from 2 polish girls serving behind a sandwich bar.One was counting a wad of fiftys and the other polish girl was looking around before pulling out her own purse from her pocket.She shiftely pulled out a fifty and swapped it in the taking from the till i suppose it could of been a fake 50 note.The big dog was watching and so a few wines in me i asked the assistant manager to tell his boss what those cheeky little poles were up too.
And finally the moral of this blog is.For all you peeps in retail HAVE SOME F.....G cop on will ya.AND FOR ALL THE LITTLE CHEATERS OUT THERE some nosey bastard out there like myself is watching your every move.I should of been a detective but im far too nice for that plus i havnt got a large cranium for that.Did you ever notice a copper on the telly giving an interview.They either have beady bore a hole in your head eyes.Or a massive tefel head.Or they look like they need a right good rodgering, i bet most detective men cant make any noises whilst having sex They are too poised and cool for noises, plus they are used to wanking in the mothers house secretly under the covers and so they bred the no noise system themselves.But arent they supposed to be kinky little fuckers?into being dominated in there gimp outfits and placed in a cot with a nappy on as an adult baby.Personally id love to beat the bejesus out of a copper. with the biggest whip youve evr seen oh and id make him lick my boots, full of dog turd. but hey thats another bullshite blog...no offence to the t fal cops out ther youre doing a great job.sometimes......bye bye for now
Im not known for being subtle, or having a meek and mild nature.But i do know how to treat people well ,and my communication skills are fucking good.Im just going to decribe the kinda things im talking about.
Out shopping for clothes, loaded down with unwanted stuff, im out of the changing rooms and theres a numpty of a kid stood there .Her job is to take the clothes and to help you put them on the hangers,and to take them off you.Oh no not in this fuckin country.She saw me struggling right next to me she stood, loaded with clothes and she stood and she stood , untill i was going to rip the kids head off.I placed them back on the hangers and passed them to her and said THANK YOU TO HER IN AN AGGRESIVE MANNER.she still didnt get the drift,silly cow.
Again in the shopping centre eating a sandwich and a young girl gets sick right next to me .I jumped up as she was turning green and asked her if she was ok.Everyone just looking blanc at me and this kid.I went to get help from the pakistani staff, and a irish girl in charge said she was going on her break.Now im in an eatery here and there is ten tone of vomit on the floor.Fifteen mins had passed and still no fucker came.Im off the food by this time and the kid has legged it.Eventually a dope of an assitstant manager comes along and threw some sawdust down.I turned around and a paki caught my eye ,he was cleaning some cups to put out, he was prufusely sweating dolly apples on the forehead and the dirty bastards, wiping his head with the tea trowel in which he was wiping the cups.eeeewwwwwwwww never again will i eat there.
Another time im in Dublin city and i was stood at a rather large long bar waiting,for a drink and to be served.When head bar maid probably in charge of the 14 or so staff came waltzing up right in front of me, looking at the till.Her back was to me and it was subtle enough and fast, but not fast enough for the big dog ( me ) to notice this.She looked around and opened the till and nicked 50 quid slid it in her pocket and turned around to me.I gave her the look of i know what your up to misses ,but she was in ablivian to my look as her adrenalin must of been pumping. At the airport some weeks ago i witnessed the same from 2 polish girls serving behind a sandwich bar.One was counting a wad of fiftys and the other polish girl was looking around before pulling out her own purse from her pocket.She shiftely pulled out a fifty and swapped it in the taking from the till i suppose it could of been a fake 50 note.The big dog was watching and so a few wines in me i asked the assistant manager to tell his boss what those cheeky little poles were up too.
And finally the moral of this blog is.For all you peeps in retail HAVE SOME F.....G cop on will ya.AND FOR ALL THE LITTLE CHEATERS OUT THERE some nosey bastard out there like myself is watching your every move.I should of been a detective but im far too nice for that plus i havnt got a large cranium for that.Did you ever notice a copper on the telly giving an interview.They either have beady bore a hole in your head eyes.Or a massive tefel head.Or they look like they need a right good rodgering, i bet most detective men cant make any noises whilst having sex They are too poised and cool for noises, plus they are used to wanking in the mothers house secretly under the covers and so they bred the no noise system themselves.But arent they supposed to be kinky little fuckers?into being dominated in there gimp outfits and placed in a cot with a nappy on as an adult baby.Personally id love to beat the bejesus out of a copper. with the biggest whip youve evr seen oh and id make him lick my boots, full of dog turd. but hey thats another bullshite blog...no offence to the t fal cops out ther youre doing a great job.sometimes......bye bye for now
