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THE RAMPENT RABBITT
YES ,YOU HAVE HEARD OF IT, ALL YOU SELF CONFESSED MASTERBATERS OUT THERE.
LAST NIGHT I WAS ON THE PHONE TO A GIRL I MET ON HOLS,SHE WAS SAT WITH HER HUBBY IN THE HOTEL AND WE WERE SURROUNDED BY THE VARICOUS VAIN CLUB. BASICALLY A LOAD OF 50 SOMETHINGS SINGING THE FIELDS OF ATHERIE. WHEN ID HAD A FEW BEVVIES I DECIDED TO AQUAINT MYSELF WITH THE SAID COUPLE. IT TURNED OUT THAT MY FRIEND GILL HAD THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS ME AND WE WERE SO SIMIULAR .
HENCE THE FRIENDSHIP, AND SO SHE PHONED ME LAST NIGHT TO TELL ME SHE HAD MADE THE DECISION TO LEAVE THE HUSBAND. WHEN I ASKED WHAT WENT WRONG SHE SAID, HE NEVER WANTS ANY SEX, AND THAT SHE WAS FED UP OF CRYING HERSELF TO SLEEP THINKING SOMETHING WAS WRONG WITH HER. SO SHE HAS INVESTED IN THE RAMPENT RABBITT.
ITS FUCKING AMAZING AS SHE WENT ON TO TELL ME SHES KNICKING BATTERIES OUT OF THE REMOTE AND THE CLOCK ,SHE DECIDED TO INVEST IN SOME NEW EVER READYS AND THAT SHE NEARLY FELL OFF THE BED WITH THE CLIMAX.ONLY TO GIVE HERSELF CYCSTIS, THATS SHE PULLING HERSLF RAGGID. WELL I WAS IN TUCKS LAUGHING AT THE MAD WHORE.
THEN SHE PROCEDED TO TELL ME THAT SHE HATES HER VAGINA AND THAT SHE WENT FOR A TALK WITH A PLASTIC SURGAN.WHEN THE LADY ASKED HER WHAT SIZE BOOBS SHE INTENDED TO HAVE ,MY PAL EXEEDED TO TELL HER THAT HER TITS WERE JUST FINE AND THAT SHE ACTUALLY WANTED A DESIGNER VAGINA, THE LADY REFERED HER TO SOMEONE ELSE. WHEN I SAID TO HER WHAT IS WRONG WITH IT SHE SAID, THAT IT JUST WASNT NORMAL THAT HER LIPS WERE LONGER THAN A SPANIELS EARS AND SHE ASKED 2 OF HER OTHER FRIEND COULD SHE HAVE A GAWP AT THEIRS AND SHE REALISED ONLY ANOTHER FRIEND WIITH THE SAME PROBLEM, AND THEY ALL ADMITTED THAT HERS WAS RATHER ODD LOOKING.
I SAID THAT THERE ARE OTHER WAYS TO MAKE IT LOOK MORE PLUMP, THAT THE LANDING STRIP IS A NO NO ,AS IT MAKES IT LOOK EVEN LONGER ,AND TO SHAPE IT WITH A SHORT TRIANGLE TO GIVE IT FULLNESS. ANY WAY SHE S HAVING IT DONE IT COSTS AROUND 4 GRAND, BUT SHE HAS TO STAY WITH THE HUBBY IN ORDER TO SAVE UP.
ANOTHER THING SHE HAD ONLY LAST WEEK WAS THE BOTOX OVER THE EYEBROW. SHE SAID THERE WAS TOO MUCH PUMPED INTO ONE AND NOW SHE LOOKS LIKE POPEYE OVER THAT EYE, AND ONE EYEBROW IN QUESTION LOOKS PERMANANTLY BEWILDERED.
I WOULDNT MIND IF SHE LOOKED CRAP BUT SHES A SIX FOOT IRISH STUNNER WITH A BODY AND A FACE TO DIE FOR IF ONLY I LOOKED AS GOOD. THERE IS ONE THING I WOULDNT DO AND THATS CUT MY LIPS OFF DOWNSTAIRS HAVE BOTOX AND A PAIR OF PLASTIC FOOTBALLS STUCK ON MY CHEST GOD LOVE HER, LIKE I SAID TO HER ARE YOU SURE YOURE NOT ONE OF THESE PEOPLE WHO THINK
THEY ARE DISFIGUERED WHEN SHE LOOKS IN THE MIRROR. DEFINATLY NOT SHE SAID ,BUT WHEN ONE RUDE BASTARD OF A GUY ASKED HER , WAS HER JEANS HUNGRY, SHE REPLIED NO WHAT DO YOU MEAN, HE REPLIED WITH WELL THEY ARE EATING AWAY AT YOUR FANNY. I SUPPOSE THAT WAS THE DECIDER, BUT OF COURSE IF HED OF ASKED ME ID OF SAID NO HONEY ITS WAITING TO CHEW YOUR F....G COCK OFF HA HA HAVE YOU EVER CONCIDERED A DESIGNER VAGINA ?
LAST NIGHT I WAS ON THE PHONE TO A GIRL I MET ON HOLS,SHE WAS SAT WITH HER HUBBY IN THE HOTEL AND WE WERE SURROUNDED BY THE VARICOUS VAIN CLUB. BASICALLY A LOAD OF 50 SOMETHINGS SINGING THE FIELDS OF ATHERIE. WHEN ID HAD A FEW BEVVIES I DECIDED TO AQUAINT MYSELF WITH THE SAID COUPLE. IT TURNED OUT THAT MY FRIEND GILL HAD THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS ME AND WE WERE SO SIMIULAR .
HENCE THE FRIENDSHIP, AND SO SHE PHONED ME LAST NIGHT TO TELL ME SHE HAD MADE THE DECISION TO LEAVE THE HUSBAND. WHEN I ASKED WHAT WENT WRONG SHE SAID, HE NEVER WANTS ANY SEX, AND THAT SHE WAS FED UP OF CRYING HERSELF TO SLEEP THINKING SOMETHING WAS WRONG WITH HER. SO SHE HAS INVESTED IN THE RAMPENT RABBITT.
ITS FUCKING AMAZING AS SHE WENT ON TO TELL ME SHES KNICKING BATTERIES OUT OF THE REMOTE AND THE CLOCK ,SHE DECIDED TO INVEST IN SOME NEW EVER READYS AND THAT SHE NEARLY FELL OFF THE BED WITH THE CLIMAX.ONLY TO GIVE HERSELF CYCSTIS, THATS SHE PULLING HERSLF RAGGID. WELL I WAS IN TUCKS LAUGHING AT THE MAD WHORE.
THEN SHE PROCEDED TO TELL ME THAT SHE HATES HER VAGINA AND THAT SHE WENT FOR A TALK WITH A PLASTIC SURGAN.WHEN THE LADY ASKED HER WHAT SIZE BOOBS SHE INTENDED TO HAVE ,MY PAL EXEEDED TO TELL HER THAT HER TITS WERE JUST FINE AND THAT SHE ACTUALLY WANTED A DESIGNER VAGINA, THE LADY REFERED HER TO SOMEONE ELSE. WHEN I SAID TO HER WHAT IS WRONG WITH IT SHE SAID, THAT IT JUST WASNT NORMAL THAT HER LIPS WERE LONGER THAN A SPANIELS EARS AND SHE ASKED 2 OF HER OTHER FRIEND COULD SHE HAVE A GAWP AT THEIRS AND SHE REALISED ONLY ANOTHER FRIEND WIITH THE SAME PROBLEM, AND THEY ALL ADMITTED THAT HERS WAS RATHER ODD LOOKING.
I SAID THAT THERE ARE OTHER WAYS TO MAKE IT LOOK MORE PLUMP, THAT THE LANDING STRIP IS A NO NO ,AS IT MAKES IT LOOK EVEN LONGER ,AND TO SHAPE IT WITH A SHORT TRIANGLE TO GIVE IT FULLNESS. ANY WAY SHE S HAVING IT DONE IT COSTS AROUND 4 GRAND, BUT SHE HAS TO STAY WITH THE HUBBY IN ORDER TO SAVE UP.
I WOULDNT MIND IF SHE LOOKED CRAP BUT SHES A SIX FOOT IRISH STUNNER WITH A BODY AND A FACE TO DIE FOR IF ONLY I LOOKED AS GOOD. THERE IS ONE THING I WOULDNT DO AND THATS CUT MY LIPS OFF DOWNSTAIRS HAVE BOTOX AND A PAIR OF PLASTIC FOOTBALLS STUCK ON MY CHEST GOD LOVE HER, LIKE I SAID TO HER ARE YOU SURE YOURE NOT ONE OF THESE PEOPLE WHO THINK
THEY ARE DISFIGUERED WHEN SHE LOOKS IN THE MIRROR. DEFINATLY NOT SHE SAID ,BUT WHEN ONE RUDE BASTARD OF A GUY ASKED HER , WAS HER JEANS HUNGRY, SHE REPLIED NO WHAT DO YOU MEAN, HE REPLIED WITH WELL THEY ARE EATING AWAY AT YOUR FANNY. I SUPPOSE THAT WAS THE DECIDER, BUT OF COURSE IF HED OF ASKED ME ID OF SAID NO HONEY ITS WAITING TO CHEW YOUR F....G COCK OFF HA HA HAVE YOU EVER CONCIDERED A DESIGNER VAGINA ?
