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I and Me - May 2008

When your single and when your married

When you are single is there a time when you have had enough of dating, shagging around and basically no one in your life to share things with. ?If you ever felt like you met the one and he /she hasnt called. Or they let you down, maybe they have cheated and youve become bitter towards the opposite sex. Whatever about it though , being single is bloody great if you arnt looking for the lover of your dreams, maybe you have been married and want some fun with no strings attached, but why do we want what others have?

And so when we elope, it feels good for a while although you wouldnt want to be with anyone else(i dont think) but a slight peev of envy comes to mind when the single pals are getting into funny scrapes of sex drugs and rock and roley poley with strangers.


A divorced friend of mine had a fun time recently when she had a night out.She recalls walking into a bar and looking like a honey pot to the men in there.Aplonker of a fella was after her but he was hogging the karioki. Any way a hot fit bastard caught her eye, as she was outside smoking he came to join her for a smoke, but the karioki dude was singing outside the bar i just called to say i love you he was spoiling the moment.Time passed, before she took off with the 28 year old, her words were he felt like a high class hooker:.

As soon as they entered his house they were at it all over , when it came to sleep time she said he had mirrored wardrobes, whilst he was trying to get his head down, she kept sitting up in front of the mirror and powdering her nose to hide the thred veins in the morning, she also asked him rather off it :are you my boyfriend:? she later said :i must of looked like a bunny boiler.In the morning he looked so sexy in a hoody a pair of boxers and a pair of trainers.he was snogging her for a while when he said he had to go to football and to collect the nets, she hasnt hard off him since.


And so im asking all the singles out there and all the married ones do you ever wish you were single or married, there is also the affair, would you go there at all? They say a man buys three diamonds in his life, one for the wife one for the mistress, and one for the wife when she finds out about the mistress. So peeps ill leave it there, happy weekend folks and remember to use the condoms if your single you wouldnt want to be getting the clap now would you .he he x

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